Chocolate of doooom
So those boxes of chocolate my ma got for us?
I began chowing on them on Tuesday. Within two days, my fingers began splitting open. This is usually the sign of a wheat reaction, so today I popped out of my complete denial and began looking up the ingredients in the chocolates.
Whitman’s chocolate contains a bunch of stuff, but for me the red flags are invert sugar, sodium metabisulfite, confectioner’s glaze and invertase.
According to sugar.org, “Sucrose can be split into its two component sugars (glucose and fructose). This process is called inversion, and the product is called invert sugar. Commercial invert sugar is a liquid product that contains equal amounts of glucose and fructose.” Ok, so no gluten to worry about, but I don’t want fructose in my diet. Whitman’s chocolates have invert sugar AND corn syrup, so it’s out.
Sodium metabisulfite contains the word ’sulfite’, and according to wikipedia, “may cause allergic reactions in those who are sensitive to sulfites”. Hi that’s me! Well I didn’t rash out or get diarrhea like I do when drinking wine or eating stuff with too much vinegar, but still…Whitman’s chocolates contain sulfites so I shouldn’t have it.
Confectioner’s glaze, aside from the gross potentiality of being made from scaly mealy bugs, does not appear to contain an allergen for me.
According to enzymeindia.com, “Invertase is a yeast-derived enzyme”. Because I have a yeast sensitivity, I should not be consuming invertase.
The Queen Anne’s cherry cordials also have corn syrup and invertase in them, so of course they’re out.
Sorry ma, no more Whitman’s or Queen Anne’s chocolate deliveries.
Besides, after having eaten gourmet chocolates in the time I have lived in California, Whitman’s tastes like crap now, anyway.
Whitman’s therefore becomes another childhood favourite to fall dead, along with Baskin Robbins ice cream and Taco Bell…killed dead by becoming enlightened through California cuisine.
So…my fingers. It’s my right ring finger and my right pinky finger, both split open and started bleeding on the right side of each digit. I bandaged them up last night and all of today, and they seem to be healing up nicely…until I got home from work today and chowed down on some more chocolates. And then remembered…oh yeah, my fingers split open.
So they’ll be splitting open again, heh.