Recent days in the life of my brain.
Hurry up! Your money runs out in three months! What are you going to DO with your life? Quick! Keep listing your childhood on eBay! What’s the holdup, can’t you FOCUS? You know your resumes you’re sending out are coming through with all kinds of formatting blunders, because of Mac-to-Windows MS Word conversion issues. HURRY UP and get a PC laptop with Windows installed on it, dammit!
Why aren’t you writing all day every day? Shit! You need to research universities for bachelor’s and master’s degree programs!! What do you need to study to get a better career path going? Get it RIGHT this time! Come on now, what do you study?!? Nevermind that! No time! Keep listing your childhood on eBay! What’s the holdup, can’t you FOCUS? And why aren’t you writing all day every day? Didn’t you say you were going to write a BOOK? Huh? Seriously, you need some therapy, put the book writing down and start researching therapists, dammit! What are you DOING! You don’t have TIME for that! Get back to the job searching! …
I can’t get there from here. I need assistance.